School Play Performance Gifts

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Just be yourself."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Scarpia from Tosca

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Jeff Beck.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Oh, Christ.'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Bow

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Performance In The Bedroom

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Kissing Prompt

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.