School Performances Gifts

"Your apple was definitive!"

"Just be yourself."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'They all want to play the star.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'He's maturing early.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I, TikTok."

Primitive magician

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Paul goes home for the holidays

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Orchestra conductor

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

George Michael

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Marcel Marceau's parrot