School Performances Pillows

"Your apple was definitive!"

"Just be yourself."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Primitive magician

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'He's maturing early.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Paul goes home for the holidays

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Orchestra conductor

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.