School Performance Discussions Gifts

My computer is obsolete.

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

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'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

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"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'Oh, Christ.'

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

Performance reviews in Hell.

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

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'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'