School Gatherings Gifts

Class of 1985 Reunion in 2020

'Arnie Smith! - You haven't changed since the day we left school!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prying mantis,

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

The devil you know and his plus one

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

celebrating a birth.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Paul goes home for the holidays

Children's Party

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.