Social Gatherings Gifts

Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

'You know, I always buy supermarket cava rather than fancy Champagne, and I challenge anyone to tell the difference.'

"I could tell you were French by your scarf!"

Terrible Results of the Higher Education of Women

"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."

"She's a Democrat and he's a Republican so refrain from political talk if you want access to the hors d'oevres."

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"

Early Life Forms.

Work Meeting Rules

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

"Show-off!"

A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

The Burbs

'Not only was I left holding the bag, it was full of toxic waste.'

Family therapy clinic - Joke do jour: What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw? An outlaw is always wanted."

"Suit yourself, but you're going to miss out on the Prune Juicepalooza."

Bottom of the face reveal party

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

"Relax, the vicar's surrounded the place with mouse traps."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'For me, it's not just a job, it's a way of life.'

"Oh, must you go so soon?"

'I hope you won't consider it name dropping if I mention God.'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."