Social Gatherings Prints

Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

'You know, I always buy supermarket cava rather than fancy Champagne, and I challenge anyone to tell the difference.'

Terrible Results of the Higher Education of Women

"I could tell you were French by your scarf!"

"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

"She's a Democrat and he's a Republican so refrain from political talk if you want access to the hors d'oevres."

Work Meeting Rules

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

Early Life Forms.

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

'Not only was I left holding the bag, it was full of toxic waste.'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'Kelly is a total slut. It doesn't even look like she's wearing underwear.'

Oh, no – The pets found out she's a vet and are asking for free medical advice.

Bottom of the face reveal party

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

Family therapy clinic - Joke do jour: What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw? An outlaw is always wanted."

"Relax, the vicar's surrounded the place with mouse traps."

Apres the running of the bulls.

The Burbs

'I hope you won't consider it name dropping if I mention God.'

"Show-off!"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."