Attending Social Gatherings Prints

"Susan tells me you've had some work done."

Sloaney Pony.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The devil you know and his plus one

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Children's Party

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

Playing cards.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Midwest Winter Items.

"I read 'Art News.'"

How to read the dress code?

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."