School Reunion Gifts

'Of course my income didn't really take off until I left tele-marketing and got into insurance fraud.'

"He's wearing a life jacket just in case this brings back a flood of memories."

'Remember when you wrote, 'Let's keep in touch' in my yearbook? Well here I am.'

'The faces have changed a bit, but everyone smells exactly the same.'

"Talk about depressing...I went to my school reunion and even the elephants didn't remember me."

"I always enjoy these school re-unions"

'Ramona! You haven't changed a bit!'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

'Wow...so you became a...wow..er...and how is the pimping trade nowadays?'

Billy Bunter - Greyfriar's School 2007.

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

Bullies reunited: "No, I didn't have very happy schooldays."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Whatever happened to that great looking babe, Susan?'

"How are people at my reunion going to recognize me? I look in the mirror and even I don't recognize me."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"We equipped him with name recognition technology."

'My school reunion is in three days. Any suggestions on how I can at least appear to have achieved greatness by then?'

"Remember how short and stout she was back in high school?"

"At least I'm still a size 29 waist!"

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"Wow, you look just like you did in school!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Welcome class of '67.

"Well Johnson, you haven't changed a bit."

"He was just the same in the first year."

Welcome Back Class of 1959

"Look who's a bit wider than they used to be."

"Either Bob's being defensive or he's put on a lot of weight."

"Larry, you haven't changed a bit."

"I'm never going to another school reunion. . . you wouldn't believe how old people my age are."

"I'd like to welcome you all back to our annual school reunion."

"Well Perkins – you've aged well!"

"I was the one voted least likely to succeed."