School Reunion Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't mind reunions, but where have you been since last year?'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Original punks go to reunion

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Bell ringer.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Helen?"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'