School Nostalgia Enthusiasts Gifts

'You really did it this time! They sent the principal to see YOU!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Go team!

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Bell ringer.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"What are you writing?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Boys at Leisure

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Prom 2020

"This is a weird frat."

"You don't bring me apples anymore."