School Nostalgia Enthusiasts Pillows

'You really did it this time! They sent the principal to see YOU!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"Before you all collect your exam results, the BBC have arrived in the car park so you'll be asked to open them again every 15 minutes for the camera..."

Go team!

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Bell ringer.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"What are you writing?"

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

Boys at Leisure

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

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