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The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Go team!

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Bell ringer.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

The boss is sending me back to school.

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Boys at Leisure

The Deli Counter

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Prom 2020

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."