School Nostalgia Fans Mugs

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Go team!

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Bell ringer.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Boys at Leisure

The boss is sending me back to school.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

The Deli Counter

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Prom 2020

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'