School Nostalgia Fan Pillows

A schoolboy cricket team group photo.

Go team!

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Teddy Time Bears

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Flava Superba

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'My first tattoo...'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Bell ringer.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."