School Nostalgia Fan Gifts

A schoolboy cricket team group photo.

Go team!

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Teddy Time Bears

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Flava Superba

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'My first tattoo...'

Bell ringer.

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'