School Nostalgia Collector Gifts

"Give me your lunch money or you're toast!"

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Bell ringer.

"What are you writing?"

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

The boss is sending me back to school.

Boys at Leisure

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'