School Nostalgics Gifts

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Bell ringer.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

The boss is sending me back to school.

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Boys at Leisure

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Sent to the corner on school sports day.