School Nostalgia Gifts

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

'Do you have a pencil I can borrow? I'm out of ink.'

'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'

I must not write Repetitively...

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

Boys at Leisure

"Why does the teacher get paid when we do all the work?"

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'The homework was full of errors yet it was surprisingly tasty.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

'There it is. The first sign of trouble.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I think he sometimes regrets hiring a former first grade teacher as his secretary."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Bell ringer.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'