School Nostalgia Buff Gifts

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

There's always one.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"Do you think it's possible for time to stand still?" "Sure, I repeated the second grade."

"I think I'd rather fight you again than go in there!"

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

Go team!

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Balloon Kids

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Bell ringer.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"What are you writing?"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Boys at Leisure

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

The boss is sending me back to school.