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'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

There's always one.

"Do you think it's possible for time to stand still?" "Sure, I repeated the second grade."

"I think I'd rather fight you again than go in there!"

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

Go team!

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Balloon Kids

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Bell ringer.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"What are you writing?"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Boys at Leisure

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

The boss is sending me back to school.

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'