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"Once again, we're boarding only our Elite Premium passengers at this time. Thank you."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Bell ringer.

Bully playing conkers with a computer.

"Suspended from school? No such luck!"

Go team!

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"What are you writing?"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Boys at Leisure

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'