School Nostalgia Lover Gifts

"Once again, we're boarding only our Elite Premium passengers at this time. Thank you."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Bell ringer.

Bully playing conkers with a computer.

"Suspended from school? No such luck!"

Go team!

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"What are you writing?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Boys at Leisure

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'