School Nostalgia Seekers Gifts

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Bell ringer.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"What are you writing?"

Boys at Leisure

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Prom 2020

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.