School Nostalgists Gifts

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Bell ringer.

"What are you writing?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Boys at Leisure

The boss is sending me back to school.

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Prom 2020

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.