School Nostalgists Pillows

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Bell ringer.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"What are you writing?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

The boss is sending me back to school.

Boys at Leisure

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Prom 2020

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'