School Nostalgist Pillows

"The end of school is the saddest time of the year. I hate saying goodbye to all my friends."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Rapunzel as a child.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

Bell ringer.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"What are you writing?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

Boys at Leisure

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."