Schooldays Nostalgist Pillows

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Rapunzel as a child.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Bell ringer.

"What are you writing?"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Boys at Leisure

The boss is sending me back to school.

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'