School Nostalgia Enthusiast Pillows

'This is just like middle school, except here, they have a dedicated room to demoralise you.'

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

Prom 2020

Cleaning student lockers.

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"School just ended and I already miss it."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'She gave me half credit. Turns out 'late for roll call', 'fight in the cloak room', and 'rush to recess' are terms related to Congress and third grade.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"You will stay after school and type out one hundred times...!"

"Chuwunken. I don't even want to ask."

Kevin suddenly realized he'd been knocked into next week.

Go team!

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Bell ringer.

"What are you writing?"

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"