School Nostalgist Prints

"The end of school is the saddest time of the year. I hate saying goodbye to all my friends."

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

Rapunzel as a child.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Bell ringer.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"What are you writing?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

Boys at Leisure

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.