School Nostalgia Seeker Gifts

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

'I can't prescribe anything for his midlife crisis but I know a high school principal who'll scare him out of it.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Bell ringer.

"What are you writing?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

The boss is sending me back to school.

Boys at Leisure

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Prom 2020

"This is a weird frat."

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"