School Nostalgia Seekers Prints

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Bell ringer.

"What are you writing?"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Boys at Leisure

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'