School Days Nostalgia Gifts

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

When Timmy decided never to swap his school lunch with a dung beetle again...

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Bell ringer.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"