School Days Nostalgia Gifts

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

When Timmy decided never to swap his school lunch with a dung beetle again...

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Bell ringer.

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

Boys at Leisure

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'