School Days Throwback Gifts

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Bell ringer.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"What are you writing?"

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

The boss is sending me back to school.

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

Boys at Leisure

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'