School Days Reminiscer Gifts

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

"Ah...the sweet smell of brominated vegetable oil...it takes me right back to my school days!"

"I always look so old in these photos."

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"I hope you're not laughing at my old school photos!"

"Have you been expelled again?"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Look what Sylvia Sanchez wrote in my yearbook! I didn't know I was so special to her!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"What are you writing?"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

Boys at Leisure

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'