School Days Throwback Mugs

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Bell ringer.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"What are you writing?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

Boys at Leisure

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"