School Memorabilia Collector Gifts

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

Replica Football Merchandise

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

The Artificial Intelligentsia

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Prom 2020

"Do trees poop?"

"Ohhh...I guess you feel slightly uncomfortable....Do you want to talk about it?"

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

"Cool, what's it say?"

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

Apparently, she wore bread bags inside her booties as a kid.

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

'I hear that handprint turkeys are kept on file by the FBI to identify future criminals.'

Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.

"We can't pass him now ... he has tenure."

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

Teacher to parent: 'He's been transferred from Detention to a Minimum Security Facility.'

'This is just like middle school, except here, they have a dedicated room to demoralise you.'