School Memorabilia Collector Gifts

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

Replica Football Merchandise

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Prom 2020

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"Do trees poop?"

"Ohhh...I guess you feel slightly uncomfortable....Do you want to talk about it?"

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

"Cool, what's it say?"

I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART

'I hear that handprint turkeys are kept on file by the FBI to identify future criminals.'

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.

"We can't pass him now ... he has tenure."

Teacher to parent: 'He's been transferred from Detention to a Minimum Security Facility.'

'This is just like middle school, except here, they have a dedicated room to demoralise you.'

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'