School Supply Collector Gifts

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

Parents preparing for the new school year.

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

Pencil sharpeners in hell

We're barely gonna make it!

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'Does this pen come in another font?

2020

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

"Do trees poop?"

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

"School starts in two weeks!"

Back to School Bucks.

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'

#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

'I know what it is. . . my wife makes me bring them home from office to put recipes in.'