School Supply Collector Gifts

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

Parents preparing for the new school year.

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'

School Days

Pencil sharpeners in hell

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

We're barely gonna make it!

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'Does this pen come in another font?

2020

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

"Do trees poop?"

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

Well, shoot. If we lose, what are we going to do with all this merch we had printed up? 1549 Regional Champs.

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."