Collecting School Supplies Gifts

'Look! I found my old protractor from middle school. We used to use them to make smiles.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Utility Chic.

School Days

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You make a great point."

We're barely gonna make it!

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

"Do trees poop?"

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

Keeping warm

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

Teacher to parent: 'He's been transferred from Detention to a Minimum Security Facility.'

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."