Collecting School Supplies T-Shirts

'Look! I found my old protractor from middle school. We used to use them to make smiles.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Utility Chic.

"You make a great point."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

School Days

We're barely gonna make it!

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

"Do trees poop?"

I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART

Back to School Bucks.

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

"School starts in two weeks!"

Keeping warm

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

Teacher to parent: 'He's been transferred from Detention to a Minimum Security Facility.'

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'