School Supplies Collector Gifts

"So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age."

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

School Days

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

We're barely gonna make it!

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

2020

'Does this pen come in another font?

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

"Do trees poop?"

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'

#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

'I know what it is. . . my wife makes me bring them home from office to put recipes in.'

Parents preparing for the new school year.