School Supplies Collector Gifts

"So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

School Days

Pencil sharpeners in hell

We're barely gonna make it!

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

2020

'Does this pen come in another font?

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

"Do trees poop?"

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

"School starts in two weeks!"

Back to School Bucks.

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'

#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.

'I know what it is. . . my wife makes me bring them home from office to put recipes in.'

Parents preparing for the new school year.

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

Glue teacher about scissors student: 'I really feel like he's about to cut class.'

"Do you have any educational DVDs that are between one and a half and two years long?"

The Old School Tie.