School Supply Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"I know this is third grade and you're in charge. . . but where's the oversight?"