School Supply Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'