School Supply Aficionados Gifts

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

School Days

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

"Do trees poop?"

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"

"Mom, if this is putting a strain on our finances, I could take a year off."

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

"The staff at this school just seem like family to me."

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'

#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

"Sammy, where is your tail? Go check the lost and found."