School Supply Enthusiast Gifts

'...and right after scissors comes first aid kit.'

School Days

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

Sue decided that her own office 'Red Tape Challenge' wouldn't be a bad idea...

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."