School Supply Enthusiast Pillows

'...and right after scissors comes first aid kit.'

School Days

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Sue decided that her own office 'Red Tape Challenge' wouldn't be a bad idea...

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"