School Supplies Pillows

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

'The teacher told us to bring a pencil to class tomorrow. What's a pencil?'

Glue teacher about scissors student: 'I really feel like he's about to cut class.'

#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I hope my application for a block grant is approved. Right now, my kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"This can't be happening! Summer is not over yet! This is cruel and unusual taunting!"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Teacher says he has to use his own money to buy supplies. Can I help him out by dropping out of school?"

"Do trees poop?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Joust Sharpener

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Stationery Shop

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Man with post it note

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Before social media there was sticky notes.

The Move.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

Medieval Office Supplies