School Supply Skeptic Gifts

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

Personnel. Now, I want you to forget everything you learned in school. I'm way ahead of you!

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"Do trees poop?"

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

Fish "I hate going back to school"