School Supply Skeptic Prints

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"Do trees poop?"

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

Fish "I hate going back to school"

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'