School Supplies Aficionado Prints

"Do trees poop?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

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'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

School Days

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

In 5 Years...

'The only reason we're fighting the merger is we don't want to change the stationary.'

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Can your 3D printer makes a 2D printer that doesn't have a blinking red light?"

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Lost Staple Gun

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

Assets of �76 million and not one rubber band.