School Supplies Aficionado Mugs

"Do trees poop?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

School Days

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

In 5 Years...

'The only reason we're fighting the merger is we don't want to change the stationary.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

Lost Staple Gun

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Not a 'Stand-In,' Aaaron. I'm a 'Substitute teacher."

Assets of �76 million and not one rubber band.

"Are these suspension files?"